I can see it now:
Tim Pawlenty has jumped to the top of the vice presidential shortlist of several Mitt Romney advisers after emerging as the most effective — and well-liked — surrogate for the GOP nominee-to-be, according to several Republicans familiar with campaign deliberations.
Yup. Romney is seriously considering someone even more dull than he is.
Yeah, that just rolls off the tongue...
I'll avoid the obvious "Money Plenty!" joke for the moment...
Oh, wait; hold on a minute...
“Pawlenty will walk up and put a supporter in a headlock,” said a Republican consultant who was startled to witness just that. “He provides a nice yin and yang to Romney.”
Yes, and then Romney will shave the supporter's head. Perfect match.
Lemme fix that...