We're going to feel so lame if we prepare for climate change and it doesn't happen. And if we don't and it does happen, we won't feel much.
Humans: Such physically fragile creatures with an undeserved superiority complex and a naturally pretentious attitude.
Will these fucking morons please stop calling women sluts and whores. They're making women think that promiscuity is a bad thing.
Nothing more frightening than staring into the hollow eyes of a drug addict or spending 3 minutes with someone who's into composting.
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules it unconstitutional to think Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer looks like a poorly decorated leather saddle!
BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules This Will Be Amity Island's 'Best Summer Ever!'
Breaking: GM recalls 413,000 Chevy Cruzes. The automotive industry was shocked. None of them had ever even heard of the Chevy Cruze.
Study: 65% of woman love their pocketbooks more than their husband after 5 years of marriage. The statistic shoots way up after 10 years.