I got a long-awaited letter today, representing much work on my part:
Payoff Letter
Account: XYZ1234ABC
Dear Positronicus:
This letter is to acknowledge that Chase has received the funds to pay off your mortgage loan referenced above. Chase will forward an original executed release of lien for recording to the recorder's office in the county where the property is located.
Until the release is processed, this letter will serve as proof that Chase has received the payoff funds. Within 20 days from receiving the payoff funds, Chase will forward any funds we receive in excess of the payoff amount and any excess escrow funds for you ...
Fuck you, Jamie Dimon! You got no piece of me any more!
I also got rid of my Citibank credit card. As of today, I am completely out of the big bank business.
Independence Day celebration!
100% of my banking is now with my local Credit Union.
<< Takes a bow. >>