What nonsense this is:
The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) list him three years later as the "sole stockholder, chairman of the board, chief executive officer and president".
Some people even believe that all those titles mean that you have to do something, they have no idea what modern capitalism is all about.
So it is obvious that he had nothing and we mean absolute nothing at all to do with Bain; in fact he never ever heard of it after February 1999. His claim to Massachusetts residency due to business ties never happened, in fact as its governor he never had anything to do with Romneycare because he wasn't even there. In fact the current Romney model was constructed in 2010; so how the hell could have been even there at all?
The current Romney model contains none of the original software at all we even wrote in in a different code, Assembler 2009 if you really must know, sheesh goddamned liberals always want more information than is good for them. We even scrubbed the database and created a whole new profile in line with common base unit demands.
We also wish to assure the conservative base with any worries they might have and categorically state the following.
When elected President of these United States he will in fact not be there and will not partake in any decision making processes.
So turning to the other question of tax returns, we reiterate before 2010 Romney did not exist, therefore since we have released his tax returns for that year all is clear and above board.
So to conclude we say:
Rock, paper, I'm rubber and your glue so President Obama better apologize and be tout de suite about it.