I don't actually know what horrors lurk in Romney's tax returns.
But I can have a lot of fun speculating. And so can you, in the comments.
Descend beneath the Orange Squiggle of Willard M. Romney's condensed condescension, and you will find a few speculations.
- Investments in stem cell research companies ... that were trying to treat sickle cell anemia and Tay - Sachs disease
- Investments in soccer's World Cup
- An attempt to offshore NASCAR
- Importing beer from France
- An effective tax rate of less than zero percent, achieved by liberal use of tax losses in the stock market
- Deductions for the cost of obtaining green cards for his illegal-immigrant nannies and domestic help
- Donations to Planned Parenthood
- Donations to the Log Cabin Republicans
- Donations to Barney Frank
- Travel overseas to obtain high-quality socialized medical care for one of his sons
- Deductions for refinancing one of his homes through Countrywide at below-market rates
- Naked short-selling of Lehman Brothers in size right before the crash
- Ownership stakes in firms that received TARP money
- Part ownership of MSNBC
- Donations to Al Franken's Senate campaign
- Legal fees defending himself from pedophilia charges
- Legal fees defending himself from charges of cutting hair without a license
- A lifetime membership in NAMBLA
- Swiss Bank Accounts, Cayman Island Accounts, and an IRA with a balance of over $100M ... wait, we already KNOW that. What could be worse?