I hate to start a rumor, but Mitt Romney has asked William Bain, founder of Bain Capital, to be his running mate.
Goldman Sachs spends more than $5 million each year supplying chilled water to their client meeting rooms. Not a joke.
When I die I want to be cremated, and have my ashes shot from a canon every morning at Wall Street bankers on their way into work.
The US has bombed 27 countries since World War II. You know what that means? There are 169 countries we haven't bombed!
When the whole thing falls apart, let’s just blame all this shit on another species.
At one time, the Earth was untouched by human hands. But now everything is all smudgy.
Judging from all the narcotics I see prescribed, sobriety must be one hell of an epidemic.
'The best way to get something done is to begin.' I knew there was a catch.
I've gotten used to some pretty fucked up shit.