I wonder if gun shops proudly display photos of their big-ticket shooters just like 7-11 does with lottery winners.
Police say the "shooter acted alone" ...with the help of the NRA, of course.
On second thought, I think I'll wait till "The Dark Knight Rises" comes out on Blu-ray.
Breaking: George W. Bush skipping Republican convention. Related: He wasn't invited.
The United States needs another publicity stunt like the Moon landing.
Does it bother anyone else that the Statue of Liberty never gets to go anywhere?
Hey, 1%. Can you spot me a couple billion? I'd like to create some jobs. Thanks.
Are my opinions widely considered as facts yet?