Conservatives are dumbasses!
Right, because paying a petroleum cartel (that doesn't even execute people) to operate a vehicle -- something that is unavoidable in the vast majority of the United States -- is exactly the same as hauling my ass into a Chick-fil-A and getting a bag of shitty chicken nuggets to eat while watching Hillbilly Handfishin' and running the Olympic 10K Diarrhea Sprint all night.
I asked for sources from the person on Facebook who originally posted it. If this conservative is like many of her other zoo counterparts, she'll grunt, smear Freedom Fry grease all over the walls, then stampede away triumphantly without so much as an intelligent response.
8:45 PM PT: Since some killjoy changed my tags (as usual), the original tag was "homophobia jumbled up spells hobochimpo which still makes more sense."