Oh, you're happy that Chick-fil-A's were packed yesterday? Yeah, I heard slavery used to be pretty popular too.
If your God is so against gays, wouldn't he just stop making them?
Thanks, Disney, for making Beauty and the Beast. You've made it so much easier for parents to openly discuss bestiality with their kids.
Caring is important, but not easy. Caring is work. Caring can hurt. It should probably be avoided at all costs.
The Bible would have been a lot better if Hunter S. Thompson wrote it.
If I were an Olympic swimmer about to come in 4th, I'd yell "TIME IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!" & then doggy paddle across all the lanes.
The silver and bronze medal winners should have to sing the gold medal winner's national anthem.
We should be thankful the US doesn't have to compete in an Olympic event that judges our education system.
Table tennis players get to be like, "I'm gonna head to the bar and grab a beer and practice for the Olympics."
In another life I could have been Beetle Bailey.