So, let me get this straight. Romney is for chicken sandwiches and Obama used to be for them, but now he's against them? Politics is hard...
and, Are Big Macs pro-choice? Does the Whopper support gun control?
Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney. "This changes everything!" said a horny teen in the Pornhub comment section.
I don't care what my tattoos will look like when I'm old. If someone wants to see my body at that age, they've made the mistake, not me.
I never hear Christians mention Joseph. That dude's the real hero. God pulled some Prima Nocta Braveheart shit on him.
I can't do this shit anymore. I can't live my life pretending that nobody in Metropolis recognized Clark Kent as Superman.
Conspiracy theorists should really consider learning about that pesky thing called Physics.
I prefer to rage against the people who don't believe in machines.