For those brilliant minds who slept through every minute of civics, economics, math, science, and history in school and are now teabaggers, I offer a brief lesson in reality comparing unregulated laissez-faire markets and the output of those with at least a basic level of government regulation or initiative.
Lesson: No one other than ignorant, slovenly, over-privileged degenerates who enjoy turning things to shit would actually choose a laissez-faire market over a mixed economy.