"If your woman doesn't pin her hair back before a blow job then she doesn't mean business." Martha Stewart
"Mitt Romney and Jenna Jameson both believe in an economy where most people get fucked." Ron Jeremy
"The Transformers ride at Universal is super fun except in the end when Michael Bay hits on your girlfriend." George Hamilton
"Breaking the rules is way easier when you’re White." Charles Manson
"If Al Gore had been president, public restrooms would have better wi-fi by now." George W Bush
"We don't like to wear panties just like you boys don't like to wear condoms. We just have to sometimes, you know. Fuck, that was so deep." Paris Hilton
"When someone calls another person "young and hip," odds are both were just sprayed with corporate semen." Lido Anthony "Lee" Iacocca
"There's so many band-aids holding my finances together right now that if one were to peel, I'd crumble like the greek colosseum." Mark Elliot Zuckerberg
"Thinking about taking in a few foster kids because I'm running out of material." jbou