BREAKING: Chick-fil-A in negotiations with God to postpone Hurricane Isaac until after Republican Convention.
GOP on Banks: Don’t regulate them. GOP on Vaginas: Regulate them! Conclusion: Vaginas caused the Recession.
Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez are writing a book together. Working title: "The Joy of Track Suits."
America's Got Talent. Canada's Got Health Care.
If you refer to Green Day as "punk" I'll carve CBGB in your face with a broken bottle while belting out "London Calling" & "Blitzkrieg Bop".
Every time someone enforces something stupid by saying “It’s our policy,” a Nazi gets a day off in hell.
I am not against religion. Religion can do good things for some people. I am against religious reasoning being used to make public policy.
If wrestling with my inner demons counts as exercise, then yes, I get a pretty good work out every day.
What if the day doesn't want to be seized?