If a white person doesn't eat brunch on a Sunday does he exist at all?
I'm glad that we as humans settled on the hand shake as a greeting instead of the whole ass sniffing thing.
WAYS TO APPEAR NORMAL: Go see the Superman movie dressed as Wolverine. Eat hardboiled eggs at church. Grok refractions of the infinite blue.
If Rome were in America they probably would have built a new stadium by now.
What time is Dave Mustaine playing the national anthem tomorrow at the RNC?
The Republicans talk about jobs, but they never mention blow jobs, hand jobs, nut jobs, con jobs or Steve Jobs.
BREAKING: GOP blames Hurricane Isaac on Log Cabin Republicans.
Politicians: 70% of Americans under 30 support gays. Must suck to know an entire generation hopes you die so they can correct your bigoted ways.