Ted Cruz has "values"
Ladies and gentleman,
your Republican Senate candidate from Texas, Ted Cruz.
"We have some many things to be thankful for, so many blessings. We can be thankful for Hurricane Isaac. If nothing else it kept Joe Biden away."
Because Ted Cruz so values human life. Such a class act, these tea partiers. Mitt Romney must be so proud. So proud, in fact, that
he's giving Cruz a primetime speaking slot tonight at the convention. They must really appreciate Cruz, given how slots are hard to come by at the RNC.