The Dreaded Ecnuob (ek-noob) aka "The Backwards Bounce" aka "The Political Momentum Crater" aka "Our Party Blows So Hard That When We Get To Offer Our Ideas Unchallenged To The Country... On National Television... The Country Responds By Regugitating Ever So Slightly Up Their Esophagus."
The Dreaded Ecnuob is now on full display and I think we should really etalutargnoc* Republicans for pulling off this shocking feat of ineptitude.
(Etalutargnoc is the backwards congratulate... for those of you speaking cantonese... even though you have no idea how to speak cantonese.)
Not since the Pajamajeans has a product been so roundly mocked.
Though... now that I think about it... the Pajamajeans are the perfect analogy, like the Republican party they fool you into believing that you're looking at something real, only to realize they are made out of 100% rodent guano. Also, pajamajeans, like a the GOP, instant;y turn otherwise outwardly attractive people in folks parts of Jersey won't claim as theirs.
But the Dreaded Ecnuob is the inevitable outcome when one nominates a a candidate with a ytilanosrep who believes in a pre 20's view of livic sthgir and a pre 50's view of snemow sthgir and is touting Bush era economins like xat stuc rof eht chtir!
XAT STUC ROF EHT CHTIR?!?! Are you GNIDDIK me?!?!
I'm starting to maybe think that Republicans believe we're using golf rules to decide this election.
I mean, at least with THAT logic 0 percent support from African Americans in the MSNBC/Wall Street poll is like a double eagle.
It's a EGUH NIW!!!
(Think about that... 0 percent. I'm pretty sure even if you took a poll of only Rich douchbags from Utah who beat up gay people in their youth... Barack would hit 10% without breaking a sweat.)
Regardless, I have no choice buy to etalutargnoc them on their tearg work and hope that they will find some sense of... well... sense... and compassion... as they celebrate their yrotciv during the next four years under president Kcarab Amabo!