The best part of the Bible was when Jesus criticized people for helping the poor and told them to give money to defense contractors instead.
Thinking of starting my own religion, but I don’t think people would believe a bunch of bullshit based on faith alone.
It is not enough to want the chocolate shake. You must be the chocolate shake you want to see in the world.
Always listen to your heart because it's kind of stupid and we could all use a good laugh at your expense.
Be the disaster that makes other people appreciate the little things in their lives.
There’s a fine line between charming and creepy. Mace is usually a good indicator of which side you fall on.
We all have potential to unlock a superhuman inside! We'll still look fucking ridiculous in spandex, though.
The future is terrifying. Scream accordingly.