It's almost the end of the month, and I'm anxiously awaiting my government dole that I pay no taxes for. Zero tax for me.
I'm a disabled Vietnam vet, and the disability compensation from the Veterans Administration is tax free. I hope I haven't offended you, Governor.
Not only do I get free money, I get free dope from the U.S. government. They actually mail it to me so that I don't have to do a damn thing to get it. It's the Life of Riley, I tell you.
You wouldn't understand that, Mr. Romney since you hid out in a fucking mansion in Paris during the war. Nor would your idiot sons understand it because they "served their country" by trying to get you elected so you could lower taxes on their $100 million trust funds. It's probably a good thing they didn't serve in the military as they would more than likely would have shot themselves in the foot. It's in their DNA.
So, as I sit here in my skivvies, half stoned on government
cheese drugs, I'd like to say to you and your ilk... Have a nice day, assholes.