Mitt: I'll have a burrito without the, uh, like a taco salad, yes, in the oval paper plate.
White rice or brown?
Mitt: Well, uh, white, I think. Or maybe I should....
Black or pinto beans?
Mitt: I, uh, black! I'm comfortable with that.
What kind of meat?
Mitt: White, no brown, uh, steak I mean!
Mitt: Yes, I'm a daring sort. Uh, medium is fine.
Mitt: You know, the lettuce here is the perfect shade of green, just right.
Cashier: That'll be $8.60 please.
Mitt: Does that include tax? I always pay my taxes. Lots. But not a penny more.
(confers with aide) Actually, I can tip a bit here. Here's $9, keep the change.
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