If Paul Ryan uses his big boy voice in the debate, Biden's gonna let him have ONE sip of his beer while the other grown-ups aren't looking.
The two candidates met briefly this morning & Biden told Ryan straight up "I'm gonna tear off your head and shit down your throat, Hungry Eyes."
Poll: 49% of undecided voters wondering why Joe Biden is debating Eddie Munster tonight.
The only thing more amazing than today being 10-11-12 is that calendars are man-made, everything is random and nothing means anything.
What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do? Mine is distract me from my own mortality.
"Top Gun 2" synopsis: A squadron of drones lay waste to several civilian hospitals and schools. M4VER1CK, 1CEM4N, and G005E high-five wings.
Voting for Romney or Obama won't doom the country. Honey Boo Boo is on The Learning Channel. We're already fucked.