Because Mitt Needs Brains, here's an endorsement from a well prepared type stocking up on Spam and learning Parkour. Who needs Zombie Reagan when we can elect Mitt Zomney?
As the creator of the #climatezombies, I heartily endorse this endorsement. Alas, I'm not seeing an ActBlue page for the Committee To Learn Parkour Really Fast, Maybe Take A Class Or Something.