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Eli is going to break a personal rule,  send the bunnies over to the dark side, but this has to be shared.

Various of the Romney information technology people are looking for their next job and bragging on something called Project ORCA.  They have sold a a number of journalists on this super spiffy thing, but the reality, the reality is to fall on the floor laughing and never to be able to arise.

From the Ace of Spades(Eli prefers the Ace of Cakes) a report from ground level.  Go over there and read the whole thing and the comments, but make sure you have no liquids or solids in your mouth lest you need a new screen


What is Project Orca?  Well, this is what they told us:

Project ORCA is a massive undertaking – the Republican Party’s newest, unprecedented and most technologically advanced plan to win the 2012 presidential election.
Pretty much everything in that sentence is false.  The "massive undertaking" is true, however.  It would take a lot of planning, training and coordination to be done successfully (oh, we'll get to that in a second).  This wasn't really the GOP'seffort, it was Team Romney's.  And perhaps "unprecedented" would fit if we're discussing failure.
 continuing. . .


From the very start there were warning signs.  After signing up, you were invited to take part in nightly conference calls.  The calls were more of the slick marketing speech type than helpful training sessions.  There was a lot of "rah-rahs" and lofty talk about how this would change the ballgame.  
Remember, Mitt was the closer, the glad hand brought on at the end of the negotiation to seal the deal.


On one of the last conference calls (I believe it was on Saturday night), they told us that our packets would be arriving shortly.  Now, there seemed to be a fair amount of confusion about what they meant by "packet".  Some people on Twitter were wondering if that meant a packet in the mail or a pdf or what.  Finally, my packet arrived at 4PM on Monday afternoon as an emailed 60 page pdf.  Nothing came in the mail.  Because I was out most of the day, I only got around to seeing it at around 10PM Monday night.  So, I sat down and cursed as I would have to print out 60+ pages of instructions and voter rolls on my home printer.  Naturally, for reasons I can't begin to comprehend, my printer would not print in black and white with an empty magenta cartridge (No HP, I will never buy another one of your products ever again).
Having had this experience Eli commiserates.


So, at this point I became panicked.  I was expected to be at the polls at 6:45AM and nothing was open.  I was thankfully able to find a Kinko's open until 11PM that was able to print it out and bind it for me, but this is not something I should have had to do.  They expected 75-80 year old veteran volunteers to print out 60+ pages on their home computers?  The night before election day?  From what I hear, other people had similar experiences.  In fact, many volunteers never received their packets at
all.
It went downhill from there

Originally posted to Rabett Run on Fri Nov 09, 2012 at 04:50 AM PST.

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