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Sorry if this guy's been mocked already, but I wanna play, too...

God's work is never done, and this nutcase delivers:

[Old Paths Baptist Church Pastor Sam Morris] on Sunday told his congregation that the number of mass shooting were escalating because of schools were government "mind-control centers" that taught "junk about evolution" and "how to be a homo."
Because there's no difference between a kindergartener getting killed at school and a fetus:
"We get all up in arms about 20 children being shot in a day care but we don't give one good-glory rip about the 4,000 that were removed violently from the wombs of their mothers [in abortion procedures] the same day."

And we're just using murdered kids and Christmas carols to guilt them into giving up their guns, of course:

"I believe they use children and Christmas and all that to pull on our heart strings about gun control. That's what it's all about."
He's right about one thing, though, when speaks of the publics rapidly-growing awareness of the gun control debate:
"We're going to see more of this."
Yet he can't understand why, because after all...
"They have never had a mass shooting at a gun show, where you can find over a thousand loaded guns at one time."
And this fool even thinks he has the causes of the killer's actions all figured-out:
Morris insisted that "humanism" in schools taught Lanza that he was God and "he can just go blow away anybody he wants."
Not that this guy has even a remote connection to reality, though, because evolution sux:
"And I want to tell you what evolution teaches -- here's the bottom line -- that you're an animal. That's what it teaches. So, you're an animal, you can act like an animal. Amen."
AMEN.

And the money quote:

"So, here you are, you're an animal and you're a god! So, what are we going to teach you about in school? Well, we can teach you about sex, we can teach you how to rebel to you[r] parents, we can teach you how to be a homo! But we're definitely not going to teach you about the word of God! Amen."
AMEN.

At least all the homeschoolers are safe. Why?

Now, there's plenty of guns at my home school. Amen. I guarantee you we're not going to have a mass shooting at any of the schools that are represented in this building today."

And in the remote chance there's a problem:

I guarantee you, if there is a shooting, it won't last very long. Amen."
That's encouraging. They're confident of a body count under five or so.

AMEN.

I know I'd feel at ease with this idiot and his friends around:

"I guarantee you there's at least six or seven guns in this place right now. Amen."
AMEN.

Sir, you are the problem, not the solution.

And you're also a fucking lunatic.

AMEN

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