I saw a diary in here entitled "if I only had a gun", so I spent the morning working on song Lyrics based on the song by the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz" "If I Only had Brain" Feel free to add your own verse.
"If I Only Had a Gun"
I would while away the hours,
plot revenge while in the showers
Oh won't that be so fun!
I could save some kids from dyin
when the bullets start a flyin
If I only had a gun
Id be stingy with the Ammo
It's not a toy from Wham-o
You can't set it to "stun"
But i would leave it unattended,
use it when i get rear-ended
If i only had a gun
When i go to cast my vote in
I'll vote for who'se gun totin
The NRA will say which one
And when the bullets start a rainin
i'll freak out cause i've had no trainin
If I only had a gun
I'd attend the public protest
With a rifle strapped to my chest
to show i'm not outdone
When the "libs" attack my rights
I'll line them up within my sights
Oh, if I only had a gun.