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We as a nation, must come together, in this time of great sadness to honor the victims of the tragedy at [town, church, school, other].
Our loved ones, taken too soon, who were simply trying to [learn, work, worship, shop].
For when evil struck, [insert hero's name] did not give up, and neither will we.
We as a nation, know how to honor the memories of those we love:
By coming together to enact meaningful unspecified change that will make a difference, some point in the indefinite future.
Let us bow our heads and pray, that I don't have to give any more of these damn speeches as Condolencer-in-Chief.