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Bravo Wayne, bravo.  You really outdid yourself today.

After a deafening week of silence I wasn't expecting much from you, but from the standpoint of self-preservation alone I'd have thought that you'd be better prepared than that. Seriously what the fuck was that?

You pretty much just called for a mammoth expansion of Big Government what with your database of the mentally ill and your armed guard at every school.  I would love to see how you plan to fund this NRA utopian society without raising taxes Wayne.  If you need suggestions I have a few just over the pile of Speaker Boehner.

We really wouldn't need to raise taxes to put armed guards at every school.  If we eliminate Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid I'd bet we'd be at least halfway to our goal.  We could also just eliminate Head Start because they'd probably need guards as well (two birds with one stone).  

Next we could eliminate any and all funding for the arts as well as funding for school lunches. Instead of music class we could send our kids out to hunt and track squirrels for food which they would then bring back to be cooked by the armed personnel with their flamethrowers.  If they're city schools the kids can just hunt rats instead.

But why stop there Wayne?  We could conceiveably transform every school into it's own little castle with a moat and a little drawbridge.  Or we could hire ninjas instead of school librarians. Or we could give every school it's own little drone that they could paint up in their school colors.  

Or we could just finally get fucking serious and work on comprehensive gun control.

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