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        AS TO THE TERM WOOZLE - ONE OF OUR BELOVED KOSSACKS, Pandoras Box, STARTED CALLING HER DOGS WOOZLES AS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND THE TERM STUCK, JUST AS WITH POOTIES AND PHILLYGAL. PHILLYGAL HAD A CAT NAMED POOTIE AND THE TERM STUCK!

    Of course, the usual rules apply:
    1. Be nice to each other
    2. No trolling the diary
    3. If you hate pootie diaries, leave now.
    4. Share any and all pootie/woozle photos or issues that you would like to. When it comes to problems, we may just have someone with experience who can help.
    5. Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. DO NOT SHIT-STIR IN HERE! Shit stirring will be dealt with the same way we deal with trolls.
    6. Also, there is no such thing as stealing a photo around here, all are offered with love and may be borrowed with just as much love.

It has been brought to our attention that there are disagreements occurring regarding Pooties and Woozles.

Fights have happened between factions

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Fights have broken out within

Cat strategies

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So, we've decided to call in 2 renowned experts to help settle the matter.

Bob Catsas

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Howard Dogsel

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It was decided the best way to end the fighting was to take it to the field and let the game decide the winner.

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LOLDog

Training began once the challenge was accepted

LOLDog (10)

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But not everyone was on board

no sand

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Quarterbacks were chosen -

Pupton Manning

Football dog

Kit Brady

Meet Pecan in his football hat

Teams formed

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Dog Park Party

And so the game began -

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Doggy Football

Cat gangsta

PENALTY FLAG ON THE PLAY!

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A time out is called as the officials review the play

SHAZAM

10 yard penalty assessed

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TOUCHDOWN!

Win

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But wait!
There's a yellow flag on the field!
Oh NO!
Too many players on the field!

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After grueling hours of play, with a bajillion penalties on both sides, the officials end the game and ask for help in declaring a winner.
The White House was contacted for a statement -

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Anticipation was high and silence reined while waiting for a decision.

did you hearz dat

After careful consideration, it was determined by an unbiased arbiter that Pooties and Woozles are equal!
The game is a tie!

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whut-ian

Say whut now?

And that settles that!

doggiez iz kute

I would like to thank the ICHC website for the majority of these photos.

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