For those of you who never go to Cracked.com... well, I feel bad for you, because you're missing out on some amazing humor. They just posted a real winner too, "The 8 Greatest Wars Ever Fought by Fox News". Now obviously I'm not going to quote the whole thing, but you'd be missing out if you didn't treat yourself. Just be careful, the humor on Cracked.com can be NSFW.
#7. The Left's War on Christmas
I get that each day is a struggle for Christians trying to survive in this rarely non-Christian environment. You probably haven't heard of it, but Real America has been fighting for a holiday known as "Christmas" for decades. Because of secular attacks, Christmas now only takes up 25 percent of all human time.
Last year, the Obamas' Christmas card featured his dog instead of his Insecure Lord, and Fox News called it, no bullshit, Christmas Under Attack!
A cute dog frolicking in pure Christmas snow? Not in my God's America, Hadji.