Darth Vader: Yes, the event would be a good asset to the cause of the Sith. The Emperor would approve.
Darth Issa: The Rebels (Democrats) can't stop us this time.
Darth Vader: They will join us or die.
I mean, it's not as if Issa is REALLY looking to meet his constituents of California's 49th Congressional District. He's just looking to meet constituents of the 49th Congressional District that can afford to attend this event.
Behold the details:
http://www.thecapistranodispatch.com/...His role, which is what? Any Kossack here want to volunteer to point out what Darrell Issa's real role is?
The San Juan Capistrano, Dana Point and San Clemente chambers of commerce have joined together to present a special lunchtime event with Congressman Darrell Issa on Tuesday, January 29.
Redistricting has shifted much of south Orange County into the district represented by Issa. Guests at the event will have the chance to meet the congressman and hear him speak about his role serving the three cities in the House of Representatives.
The luncheon will take place from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Arroyo Trabuco Golf Club, 26772 Avery Parkway, Mission Viejo.A golf club! This is a superb way for country club members to mingle and really talk about "critical" thinking in the world of politics.
The cost to attend the event is $35 per person and includes a buffet lunch. Reservations for tables of 12 are available for $400. For $1,000, guests can receive premium reserved seating for four and recognition as presenting sponsors. For $250, guests will receive reserved seating for two and recognition as supporting sponsors.$250? $400? I can't afford that much! Who is Issa REALLY catering to?
Here's the suck part:
RSVPs are required by Friday, January 25. Forms are available through the San Juan Capistrano Chamber of Commerce or can be downloaded and printed out by clicking here. For more information, call 949.493.4700.Damn it! I wanted to register but no, I can't since there was a deadline.
Oh well. Let's just go ahead and phone the line to vent our frustration at the venue, Issa and his politics.
Actually, we might just go ahead and crash the event if we could. Nah, on second thought it would be better to do a honk-n-wave outside of the venue. That way, Issa and his fellas can sense they aren't alone.
Remember, the address is as follows:
Arroyo Trabuco Golf Club, 26772 Avery Parkway, Mission Viejo, CA.Come on residents of the CA-49 district! Look alive here! :)
In the meantime, enjoy this smackdown of Darrell Issa by Henry Waxman:
Contact the DCCC to Target the CA-49 Congressional Race in 2014:
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
Main Phone Number: (202) 863-1500