Seriously, though, I do wonder a few things:
--What exactly happens to the Pope after he retires? Does he make the talk show circuit? Sign a book deal? Flip burgers at Wendy's?
--Does he get a pension? Does his post-papal healthcare plan include dental? How about optical?
--Does he get to keep the company car? The Popemobile has plenty of head space, but the fuel efficiency is probably lousy.