Recent research has proven beyond any doubt that the GOP icon is not an elephant...it is the last remaining Wooly Mammoth.
Tucked away in a remote corner of Alaska, it is carefully tended by a select team of GOP homo rapiens, where it receives weekly makeovers in the form of dipilatory treatments and notax injections
When asked about this discovery, Sarah Palin stated "That's ridiculous...if it was the last mammoth I would have shot it by now..."
Recent attempts by reporters to access the reputed site have revealed that the icon has been moved farther north due to .."unanticipated climate fluctuations..."
Stay tuned for more ...