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It's Good Friday, time again for my yearly ritual of dressing like Jesus, walking into churches, pointing at the crucifix, and yelling, "Imposter!"

Since Easter and April Fools are one day apart this year, I hope Jesus comes back and does something hilarious.

It took 1,600 years and 40 men to write the Bible. It took 10 years and 1 woman to write the Harry potter series.

Women win this one.

"Ok guys, ha ha, very funny can you take me down now" -Jesus

"Oh.You're a man? Your only interests are: submissive girls, your body, loud shit, fast shit, and 7th grade reading level shit." ~ Marketing
We have no issues with fat people

~ fashion magazines

“We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star.” ~ Stephen Hawking

Any obstacle can be overcome through positive thinking and oral sex?

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