I don’t have an actual diary to post, but I do wish to remind you all that it is April Fools’ Day today, and I thought I’d get the ball rolling by packing in as many hot topics as I could in two sentences to get your attention.
You’ve been warned.
One of the best pranks ever, perpetrated by George Plimpton and Sports Illustrated:
P.S. My cat is very much alive and not overweight. Though we’ve never discussed politics, I assume he is a Republican because his selfishness knows no bounds. As far as his religious leanings are concerned, come on. He’s a cat. He worships the devil.
P.P.S. Look out! There’s a tiger behind you!