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OK, this is 100% non-political (at least, I sure as hell hope it is), but it's possibly the most disturbing non-Onion headline I've ever read:

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest

A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

There's more--a LOT more--WAY more than you could possibly want to know about this story--at the link, but I'll spare you the rest.

Well, except for one line which, I have to admit, made me laugh out loud:

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.
Well, thank goodness we had a sex fantasy expert to tell us that. I might have considered doing this myself otherwise.

Seriously, though...SHUDDER!!!

Update: Dammit, I'm usually better at spotting spoof stories than this.

(sigh)

HOWEVER, there's always THIS actual story, from a few years back, about a guy arrested for having sex with his picnic table:

So, there's that, anyway.

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