OK, this is 100% non-political (at least, I sure as hell hope it is), but it's possibly the most disturbing non-Onion headline I've ever read:
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.
The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.
There's more--a LOT more--WAY more than you could possibly want to know about this story--at the link, but I'll spare you the rest.
Well, except for one line which, I have to admit, made me laugh out loud:
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.Well, thank goodness we had a sex fantasy expert to tell us that. I might have considered doing this myself otherwise.
So, there's that, anyway.