Saw a black guy in a suit walking with a white guy in a dashiki. I guess racism really is over after all.
There's a special place in every man's heart for the first stripper who tricked him into going into the champagne room.
If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I’d spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, they should probably give you some oral.
How you present yourself to the world matters. Work on good posture, commanding body language, eye contact and a slammin' booty.
Work to lead a simple, authentic life, grounded in reality and real people. Be sure to post nonstop about it on your social media accounts.
Activism is important. Prove you care by starting online petitions that permit signatures by screen names. Boobinator6969 deserves a voice.