Obama should show up at a Congressional oversight meeting in an eye-patch and say "I'd like to talk to you about the PRISM Initiative."
The NSA claims that PRISM was conceived so they could track down the missing plans to the Death Star and ultimately crush the rebellion.
I was going to make a Putin divorce joke, then remembered...oh yeah, Putin. That guy scares me.
Life always gives you something to look forward to, how pleasant or not you find it when it arrives is your own problem.
Privileged is what you are, through birth, effort, luck, or all three. Entitled is how you act based on that (or not.)
The realist accepts that the planet is owned by the rich. The optimist believes he has a chance despite his struggle to afford a decent car.