The New York Times is read by the people who think they run the country
The Huffington Post is read by the people who think they should run the country
The Washington post is read by the people who do run the country
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who own the country
The National Enquirer is read by the people who think Elvis runs the country
The Guardian is read by the people who think the country should be run by another country
Fox News is watched by the people who think it is
The Federal Communications Commission does not care who runs the country, as long as no nipples are exposed.
Hat Tip to the BBC, it's time this was updated!