Isn't it hypocritical for the US to criticize other countries for using chemical weapons after we sent the cast of Jersey Shore to Italy?
Thousands of girls showing their butts to strangers because they need money, nobody cares.
Miley Cyrus does that and it becomes international news.
For the last time, we're not invading Syria like a bunch of animals. We're just blowing half of it up with robot planes.
America to the rest of the world: HEY FUCK YOU WE HAVE BOMBS.
Sometimes I only drink to show alcohol who's boss. The booze is, clearly, but it's usually a pretty neat little conversation.
Sometimes I intentionally get ultra nasty just to weed out the weak willed little fucks.
- Turn off lights.
- Lie in bed.
- Stare at ceiling for an hour.
- Whisper “Fuck it.”
- Hate your life.
- Surf Internet.
Some people seem to have the ability to fall asleep at will. Us insomniacs refer to them as sorcerers.