There is never any need to be rude. In all situations we should be polite, be helpful, and be prepared to kill at a moment's notice.
Men: a woman doesn't want some juvenile idiot just interested in motorboating her boobs. She wants a man who can motorboat her mind.
Avoiding unnecessary emotional drama in your life is as simple as living alone and getting heavy into masturbation.
Forget what 'the man' says, kids. Keep tattooing your necks and faces because fuck jobs.
The Cookie Monster’s eyes sparkle with tears. “No cookies?” he whispers. “I’m sorry," the Dr. says, "but your blood sugar’s 2,000.”
The knock on the door in the night, and on the porch, a pumpkin, holding a knife... and the carver... becomes the carvee.
Cannibals have delivery. It's called Jehovah's Witnesses.
I don't feel like 'fundamental immaturity' gives me credit for the work I've put into it.