Now that the kids are asleep......
Presented without comment, whilst blushing heavily:
Free Vibrators for Furloughed Federal Employees? Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?
Here at Vibrators.com we are committed to allowing our customers to find satisfaction.
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Put the vibe in your shopping cart (only 1 per customer). Choose the shipping method "Ground" (not Free Shipping, but Ground) and use the coupon code "Shutdown". The purchase will be completely free of charge.
The Limit: We are giving away 200 free vibes per day for as long as the shutdown lasts. We apologize that we have to cap the offer, but any more than that and it will slow down our warehouse and prevent timely delivery of our paying customers' orders. If the vibe is sold out here, check back the next day and 200 more vibes will be released. When the shutdown ends, so does the free vibe offer.
Apparently those 200 vibes went out the door
fast. As in, 5 minutes flat. WELL DAMN, LADIES.
btw the site reviews are a cheeky but heartwarming reminder that our "non-essential" public servants deserve better than this B.S:
I just think it's hilarious and freakin awesome that you guys are offering this to us!!!! You freakin rock!!!! Sincerely, a furloughed Federal employee
Y'know, it's the thought that counts. I am furloughed, and I think vibrators.com is uber awesome for turning the Government shaft into a more tender experience. I'll be back. THANK YOU! [emphasis original lol oh god]
Thank you for thinking of us instead of bashing us. I was feeling quite down trodden by all the hate I hear on the news and radio. You are a kind hearted person to offer us a stress reliever and moral booster! I did not get one today but maybe tomorrow. Greatfully, a furloughed US Forest Service employee!
http://www.vibrators.com/...
(oh, and if this has already been diaried PLEASE tell me asap so I can delete this and pretend it never happened >_>)