Skip to main content

C&J Banner

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE…

Myths

The Affordable Care Act is socialized medicine!
(Except it's not. Though I wish it was.)

The public was notified quickly after that 800,000-gallon oil spill in North Dakota.
(Except it wasn't.)

New York Daily News cover---Cry Baby headline about Newt Gingrich shutting down the government
This front page was not a myth.
-
The earth is cooling.
(Except it's not.)

John Boehner has made good on his promise to focus like a laser on jobs, jobs, jobs.
(Except he hasn't, hasn't, hasn't.)

Social Security is going broke, it adds to the deficit, and we have to raise the retirement age because people are living longer.
(Except it's not, it doesn't and we don't.)

We can't try terrorist suspects on American soil!
(Except we can.)

The Affordable Care Act is a "job killer."
(Except "it's not.")

Repealing the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in 2011 caused a drop in enlistments, hurt unit cohesion, compromised national security and lowered troop morale.
(Except No, No, No and No.)

Free birth control leads to more abortions and higher health care costs.
(Except it doesn't.)

Sarah Palin has become smart enough that she doesn't need to write crib notes on her hand during public functions anymore.
(Except, yeah…she does.)

But nice try.

Cheers and Jeers starts below the fold... [Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!]

Cheers and Jeers for Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Note: Today is Dictionary Day.  Look it up.

-

Collinsville Main Street logo
10 days!!!
-
By the Numbers:
Days 'til we hit the debt ceiling: 1
Days 'til the Collinsville Main Street Fall Festival in Illinois: 10
Percent of Americans in the "political center" who support or strongly support the legalization of marijuana: 52%
Percent of the center who feel religion should have no role in politics: 59%
(Source: Esquire-NBC News poll)
Estimated year by which the whole world will regularly experience "off-the-charts" hot temperatures: 2047
(Source: University of Hawaii study published in Nature)
Number of haunted houses that charge admission in the U.S.: 1,200
Number of times a year's worth of candy corn production would circle the moon if laid end to end: 21
(Source: Infogram)

MLB Championship Playoffs
Boston Red Sox lead Detroit Tigers 2 games to 1
St. Louis Cardinals lead L.A. Dodgers 3 games to 1

-

Mid-week Rapture Index: 185 (including 4 beast governments and 1 impossible request).  Soul Protection Factor 24 lotion is recommended if you’ll be walking amongst the heathen today.

-

Puppy Pic of the Day:  I bet after Wyatt eats he goes "Urp!"

-

CHEERS to a green green green green world.  Pardon me for not leaping straight into the Congressional freak show, but there's something exciting going on in the world of clean energy R&D.  Or, to be more accurate, somethings exciting:

United States Patent and Trademark office  logo
Still open.
For now.
-
New research released Monday found there has been an explosion in renewable energy patents in the past decade.  In the U.S., renewable energy patents surpassed 1,000 annually in 2009.  During the period between 1975-2000, in contrast, the number was below 200 per year. … The study, released in the journal PLoS One, said the recent data revealed a "marked departure from historical trends."

Worldwide, solar and wind patents are among the fastest growing, with average annual growth rates of 13 percent and 19 percent, respectively.

Of course, if the shutdown continues for much longer the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office will have to close its doors.  Which totally spoils the moment, so let's just move on to….

JEERS to living in hell's hand basket.  Good untethered-mooring, America!  We are now mere hours from earning our official certification as a banana republic!  Please panic and loot responsibly, and no eating people unless absolutely necessary (and certainly not as a between-meal snack).  But if you must, please use this handy tutorial as a guide:

Nuts as zombies
Long live rugged individualism.  Pass the A-1 sauce.

CHEERS to the next senator from New Jersey.  It's an oddball Wednesday special election day in the Springsteen State (smooth move, Christie), but there's a big prize sitting at the end of it.  Pollsters predict Cory Booker will be elevated from Newark mayor to United States Senator.  His challenger is a Republican, and therefore the beneficiary of sleazy tactics like this:

The official Twitter account of the Republican National Committee on Monday published a tweet encouraging New Jersey voters to go out and vote in the special Senate election on Tuesday. Thing is, the election is Wednesday. …

Kirsten Kukowski, press secretary for the Republican National Committee, sent the following to TPM in an email on Monday.  "We deleted and corrected it. Put this into perspective---the RNC is trying to get people to vote – civic duty, and you are clowning us online because we were a day off. Not to mention this particular election is a Wednesday and not a Tuesday. This is extremely ridiculous."

Tooootally.  Republicans never tell voters to vote on the wrong day.  Never never ever.  Oh, well.  I just hope the guy she's workin' for gives an eloquent, low-key concession speech tonight.  Whining makes our dog pee on the rug.

CHEERS to battling to a backbeat.  Can't let today go by without looking back a year to the night Mitt Romney got pummeled by both President Obama and his own clumsy self.  Who can forget "binders full of women," "Please proceed, Governor" and "Can you say that a little louder, Candy?"  Enjoy what even George Will called "immeasurably the best debate in 50 years"…songified:

That was the moment when Republicans got up from their chairs, opened their windows, and quietly switched places with Democrats on building ledges across America.  Somewhere overhead, a pigeon's bowels rumbled.

CHEERS to a beautiful batch of broads.  Nancy Pelosi and the late Betty Ford are among the nine worthy women inducted recently into the Women's Hall of Fame:

Founded in 1969, the National Women’s Hall of Fame is the nation’s oldest membership organization recognizing the achievements of great American women.  Inductees are selected every other year based on their lasting contributions to society through the arts, athletics, business, education, government, humanities, philanthropy and science.  From a group of over 100 completed nominations, an independent national panel of judges conducted a rigorous scoring process and selected nine women for Induction.
As usual, the inductees will receive 77 percent of what the new inductees in the Men's Hall of Fame are getting.

JEERS to Dubya as usual.  The 43rd president said the invasion would be a cakewalk…that it would be quick and easy and he'd be greeted as liberator.  Instead it turned into a quagmire resulting in a grueling slog that cost a lot more than expected and was much worse than he originally predicted.  No, not in Iraq.  In his own cardiovascular system.  And as he was recuperating in a private hospital recovery suite all I could think was: it took him a decade, but by god Bush finally found a way to get people to greet him with sweets and flowers.

-

Five years ago in C&J: October 16, 2008

CHEERS to "fundamental disagreements."  If that was your drinking-game phrase, you're probably still passed out on your living room floor this morning.  If, however, your drinking-game phrase was "Joe the Plumber," I'll send flowers to your funeral.  Here are some of my blow-by-blow thoughts on last night's debate at Hofstra University:

US Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain (R-AZ) reacts to almost heading the wrong way off the stage after shaking hands with Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) at the conclusion of the final presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, October 15, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Bourg     (UNITED STATES)   US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA) also see: GF2E4AH0B9O01
Five years ago.
-
Barack Obama wore a flag pin.  John McCain did not.  According to my Republican Handbook, that means the white-haired guy is a terrorist.

I think it's safe to say that Joe is the most famous plumber in America this morning, having burst on the national scene last night like a supernova.  I expect to see Joe the Plumber mugs, shirts and doggie kerchiefs on Café Press, and a reality series on Bravo by noon.

John McCain wants to take either a hatchet or a scalpel to everything. Does he really know what job he's auditioning for?

The Portland Press Herald's headline sums it up: "McCain Goes On Attack, Obama Fires Right Back."  But the real winner of the night was the wisdom of Bob Schieffer's mom: "Go vote now.  It'll make ya feel big and strong."  Especially in your deltoids.

-

And just one more… [DOODY WORDS!  NOT SAFE FOR WORK!]

CHEERS to rhetorical justice.  Of all the cast members who ever set foot on the Whose Line Is It Anyway? stage, Greg Proops was always my favorite.  So I was happy to see him weigh in on the recent crazier-than-usual ramblings of Antonin Scalia.  It's gavel-pounding good.  You can read snippets of Greg's rant here.  But if you want to see it in all its NOT SAFE FOR WORK glory, here ya go…

Oh, the devil exists, alright.  And he's dressed in black with alfredo sauce running down his chin.

Have a nice Wednesday.  Watch Michigan---a judge may approve marriage equality there today.  (Cummerbunds crossed!)  Floor's open...What are you cheering and jeering about today?

-

Today's Shameless C&J Testimonial:

"Depending on where snark formed in the protoplanetary disk, its carbon-to-oxygen ratio could differ from that of the host blog.  It could be higher or lower.  But based on what we know at this point, Cheers and Jeers is more of a 'diamond in the rough.'"
---Johanna Teske, University of Arizona

-
Poll

When tea party protesters stole barricades from the WW II Memorial and dragged them to the White House, there were no arrests. Do you think liberal protesters would've been let off the hook like that if they'd done the same thing?

6%367 votes
4%256 votes
3%184 votes
25%1445 votes
60%3416 votes

| 5669 votes | Vote | Results

EMAIL TO A FRIEND X
Your Email has been sent.
You must add at least one tag to this diary before publishing it.

Add keywords that describe this diary. Separate multiple keywords with commas.
Tagging tips - Search For Tags - Browse For Tags

?

More Tagging tips:

A tag is a way to search for this diary. If someone is searching for "Barack Obama," is this a diary they'd be trying to find?

Use a person's full name, without any title. Senator Obama may become President Obama, and Michelle Obama might run for office.

If your diary covers an election or elected official, use election tags, which are generally the state abbreviation followed by the office. CA-01 is the first district House seat. CA-Sen covers both senate races. NY-GOV covers the New York governor's race.

Tags do not compound: that is, "education reform" is a completely different tag from "education". A tag like "reform" alone is probably not meaningful.

Consider if one or more of these tags fits your diary: Civil Rights, Community, Congress, Culture, Economy, Education, Elections, Energy, Environment, Health Care, International, Labor, Law, Media, Meta, National Security, Science, Transportation, or White House. If your diary is specific to a state, consider adding the state (California, Texas, etc). Keep in mind, though, that there are many wonderful and important diaries that don't fit in any of these tags. Don't worry if yours doesn't.

You can add a private note to this diary when hotlisting it:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary from your hotlist?
Are you sure you want to remove your recommendation? You can only recommend a diary once, so you will not be able to re-recommend it afterwards.
Rescue this diary, and add a note:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary from Rescue?
Choose where to republish this diary. The diary will be added to the queue for that group. Publish it from the queue to make it appear.

You must be a member of a group to use this feature.

Add a quick update to your diary without changing the diary itself:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary?
(The diary will be removed from the site and returned to your drafts for further editing.)
(The diary will be removed.)
Are you sure you want to save these changes to the published diary?

Comment Preferences

Subscribe or Donate to support Daily Kos.

Click here for the mobile view of the site