It all started when, this morning, JP Morgan tweeted this out:
Tomorrow at 1pm ET $JPM Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee takes over @JPMorgan to answer your questions for 1 hour. Tweet your Q early using #AskJPM
http://www.zerohedge.com/...
And though the TBTF bank has since cancelled the Twitter event, the derisive tweets are still pouring in. Several are shared after the jump...
Are you proud of being one of the largest welfare recipients on the planet? #AskJPM
Retweeted by Dana Kagis
Anyone in your family ever been foreclosed on?
#AskJPM
Retweeted by Alejandro Ramirez
umair haque @umairh
How come you guys aren't in jail? #AskJPM
about 2 hours ago
Sorry we ruined your hashtag event, if you could just apologise for your plunder of the global economy,. I think we'd be even. #askjpm
7:37pm - 13 Nov 13
"Hmm. Maybe we should get us one o' them--what you call 'em? 'Socialized Media Managers?'" -- @jpmorgan, after seeing results of #AskJPM
When Jamie Dimon eats babies are they served rare? I understand anything above medium-rare is considered gauche. #AskJPM
Hey, @jpmorgan: What's it like knowing that you've escaped punishment for securities fraud again & again? #AskJPM other98.com/dont-negotiate…
Is it the ability to throw anyone out of their home that drives you, or just the satisfaction that you know you COULD do it? #AskJPM
#askJPM do you think you'll be more successful than Michael Corleone was in transitioning your crime family to a one that is totally legit?
If you were a shameless financial predator profiting off of the misery of your customers, what kind of predator would you be? #AskJPM
What's your favorite type of whale? #AskJPM
Here's one from @emptywheel:
Why aren't you in jail for sending a literal ton of gold bullion to Iran in violation of sanctions? #AskJPM
To watch the hilarity as it comes in on Twitter, or to "ask JPM" your own question, go here:
http://www.twitter.com/...