You can get further by crawling in the right direction than by sprinting nowhere special. Whatever, you're gonna look nuts doing either.
The answer is likely "no, you have a sedentary job, drink too much and hate your life," but go ahead, ask your doctor if you have "low T."
The old sayings are sometimes best. That's why I say yes, FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS right into grinding poverty and self-loathing.
Today's Affirmation: "AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHGRBLFUCKSHITDAMNgrumblegrumble..." Say aloud in public spaces. Namaste
THE WEEKEND IS HERE. BE MORE BUTT NAKED, FUCKERS.
In a laboratory under Area 51, the greatest scientists gather to create mankind’s most important machine: The Back to the Future hoverboard.
I like how the Planters peanut wears a monocle. Like some wizard was all “I can bring peanuts to life but nearsightedness is beyond me”
travels back in time
“What’s the future like?”
There’s a black President and white girls have destroyed acronyms.
“Why did he find me guilty?”
Lawyer: You kept calling him Thor.
“He had a hammer”
“Don’t let Thor hear you say that”
So psyched to start complaining about how hot it is.