If I'm here, how can I not be over there? Over there is where I want to be. But if I'm here, I'm not there. But wait... Am I here? Am I actually here? Is it true that DKos 9 will include the ability to be both here and there simultaneously? Why can't we have that now? Why do we have to wait? I am not here. I refuse to be here. You can't convince me that I am here. I am over there. Where I want to be. With those other people who may or may not be you depending on if you are either here or there. I wonder if I already am there? In which case, maybe I want to be here. Because I seem to want to be in a place other than the place I am in now. So what if I'm there and not here? Then do I really want to be over there? Because that would mean there is here!
Where am I?