It's so hard to be a snark.
Looking around the right wing lunacy just makes you want to cry, they steal all the worst ideas
I mean how the hell can one compete with things like this?
When you come down to things like axe murder or homosexuality and you say, ‘we’re really going to promote it and we’re going to encourage everybody in America to engage in this or at least support this thing,’ there will be people on the other side who will take an adamantly opposed position to your support of axe murdering or homosexuality.
I'm not sure you could survive enough brain damage to come
up with this one either
'Guidance Regarding the Employment of Transgender Individuals in the Workplace.' This document speaks of 'sex' as something a person has 'assigned' to them only after they make it through the birth canal," reports TownHall.com. …
Obama has now gone to full perversion as a matter of policy.
No matter how hard I try and think I have come up with another gem the right wing beat me to it, it is just not fair.
I doubt even floating on a sea of some extremely powerful drugs I could generate that sheer amount of crazy.
I mean who else could come up with that the only way to stop gun violence is not just to have more guns, but to make them more easily available?
Who in the right minds can come up with a plan to reduce abortion by screaming about the evils of family planning and make contraception harder to obtain?
Now here is some real and utter madness
MASSI: As Eric just said, the present director of the Bureau of Land Management is Harry Reid's former political adviser. And it's been reported, whether it's true or not, one of the things that the ranchers have said -- and I've interviewed Ryan, who's the son of Mr. Bundy, his sister Susan -- that they believe that there's plans out here for some solar energy projects out here that Reid has basically endorsed.
Goddammit they are going to drive a poor honest rancher away and steal our sun!!
I just cant fucking compete, this is just not fair I say!
Oh the evils of using our National parks to steal the sun, this is the unionists plan to steal the solar resources of the confederacy I say!!!
Oh the horror, oh the evil, it's a photovoltaic apocalypse!
Nope
Sigh
IT IS NOT BLOODY FAIR.
It's just to damn hard to be a snark these days, I feel persecuted
They hunted till darkness came on, but they found
Not a button, or feather, or mark,
By which they could tell that they stood on the ground
Where the Baker had met with the Snark.
In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away—
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.