How rich is Donald Sterling? He slandered a woman's race for 15 minutes STRAIGHT and she still ended the call saying "Anything I can do to make you feel better?"
There are times I forget that I am a champion of the underdog and remember that I am a white male.
I don't agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. Well maybe not to the *death. On second thought, shut up.
The phrase "trigger warning" can invoke mental images of guns, gun violence, and loud noises. I propose we scrap all human language.
Words are powerful weapons. For example, I once had a dream that I took over the world with a well-timed quip.
China is banning all Internet porn. Remember that when you have to explain to your grand kids why World War three started.
I wanna put Daffy Duck and Donald Duck in a room with a pile of cocaine and record the single greatest conversation ever.
Trees whisper things to squirrels while they sleep inside them. They are brainwashing them. Building an army to overtake us.