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Yes, most of the phony tough guys playing army in the Nevada desert have gone home to their pissed-off wives who were busy trying to make ends meet while their ignorant, dumbfuck spouses slept with their mistresses (AK47s, AR15s, pistols and other assorted weaponry) in pup tents.

But now the Patriots for America (whoever the fuck they are) have declared a "Constitutional Emergency" requiring all, true, racist, ignorant, dumbfuck, clueless asshats to pack up their pup tents and head to Washington, D.C. for "Operation American Spring - Beginning Of Tyranny Housecleaning" launching tomorrow, May 16.

The "Operation" even comes with its own country and western theme song and video with images of happy racists patriots of every color ("Look! We found images of a black person and a brown person at Tea Party events!") protesting the tyranny of Medicare and the soaring prices of Barcaloungers.

However, I predict that very few of the racist, ignorant gun-toters will show up for this new camp-out, primarily because organizers are asking that they not bring their mistresses (AK47s, AR15s, pistols and other assorted weaponry).  

The leaders of this next-to-fail event are calling for "peaceful, non-violent, physically unarmed (Spiritually/Constitutionally armed), display of unswerving loyalty to the US Constitution and against the incumbent government leadership, in Washington, D.C., with the mission to replace with law abiding leadership."

"Spiritually armed" just ain't gonna' cut it for the militia types.

This "kicking-the-black-guy-out-of-the-White-House" "fighting-for-our-freedoms" and "doing-battle-against-tyranny" shit is a worthy cause when ya'll can bring yer guns and wear yer full-camo underwear, but sans AR15s? What fun is that?

Of course, event organizers are predicting "millions" will show up.

Nope.

No guns, no fun.

Ain't happenin', sorry fellas.

Now they all just have to go back to their humdrum jobs (if they haven't been fired), and listen to their spouses harangue them for being stupid shits who caused the electricity, gas and water to be shut off.

It's tough being a defender of liberties and freedoms and a battler of tyranny.

I don't think we'll be seeing many of these guys in D.C.

Originally posted to Bob Johnson on Thu May 15, 2014 at 09:09 AM PDT.

Also republished by Shut Down the NRA.

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