Hello America, is there anyone out there?
Hot off the Pathé News Press we are hearing reports of the terribly pacific overthrow of the United States government. Are my fellow Kossacks safe? There has been a total news blackout and all that we can receive is a recording of Patriotic Country and Western music!
Pathé is reporting that legions of invisible patriots have occupied the capital, silent waves of chanting can be heard all through the capital. Oh dear, 5 patriots have lost their invisibility cloaks, may the lord keep them from the imaginary black helicopters circling continuously.
Wait a minute, breaking from Pathé
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That's right keep calm in your hour of crisis.
America has arisen!
Don't tread on me!
Oh wait.
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