The recent spate of idiots openly carrying assault rifles in public places made me think of other things that are legal for us to do, yet we don't. I think I remember reading somewhere that, “All things are lawful, but not all things build up. Do not seek your own advantage, but that of the other."
There are many things that we can do in this world, but don't. There are many other things that we probably ought to do, but don't. After the manner of David Letterman, here are some things that are legal to do in public in Texas, but that doesn’t mean you have to:
10. Eat with your mouth open;
9. Sniff your fingers;
8. Sleep with your best friend’s significant other;
7. Sing “Afternoon Delight” with your underage niece at an office Karaoke Christmas party;
6. Explain Objectivism to the Pope;
5. Fart in an elevator;
4. Accessorize with truck nutz;
3. Eat your boogers;
2. Put beans in your chili;
1. Go to restaurants with your assault rifle.
Update: Number 11: Write open letter to the grieving families of the victims of gun violence slamming them for playing into the hands of gun control politicians.