Well, not completely.
Maybe the political arguments are too frustrating, long, and laborious. Maybe I have too much time on my hands at the end of a day. Maybe I'm bored...or maybe I'm a genius and don't know it.
Whatever the answer, I'm sick and tired of looking at these smug, arrogant faces anymore. It involved a small bit of work...but BY GOD, MAN, something HAD to be done.
At home they may be great dads or decent husbands or wives (not sure which side McConnell falls on. Maybe he's the family dog) - but to the majority of Americans they are not working in our best interest. They equate freedom with corporate America cleaning up at all costs, "survival of the fittest" as a coda and putting lobby interests above those of their constituents a business given rather than an ugly moral deviation. And the two of them who have no play in actual government do their best to incite racial division and create "truth" out of blatant lies.
I don't like these guys. They don't represent me. They don't speak for me, even though they'll tell you they do. They work like the dickens to make my life worse and I have to work harder to outrun them.
They are the reason this country is not progressing in science, technology, industry and financial security (except, of course, for their own financial security and that of the top 1%).
Will my rant about these people have any impact at all...or will it be closer to a tree falling in the forest? (pretty sure it's the latter, but I don't know what's going on in bizarro world. I could be celebrated there, hated -- or just ignored, like I am here). However, Cantor is no longer in the running, but I'm certain his buck-toothed mug will appear soon in our nations future.
Nonetheless, the best solution at the moment seemed to me to be wasting 10 minutes on Photoshop creating a photo of all these assholes looking like idiots with buckteeth (as opposed to smart, decent people with bucked teeth, of which there are more than many and do not deserve the ridicule). Not my finest work, but there's depth beyond the artistry...at least I think there is...oh, hell. Who am I kidding.
But I'll say this. It's not too surprising that this look fits them like a glove. Maybe it's telling. Maybe it's pointless...or maybe I am a genius after all.
NOTE: All kidding aside, the truth is that most republican political figures have very good teeth, thanks to the best health plan in the world. Right now I, however, need root canal but cannot afford it. As they say, survival of the fittest.